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اللغة العربية ظلمت المرأة في خمسة مواضيع

أولا: إذا كان الرجل لا يزال على قيد الحياة فيقال عنه انه حي، أما إذا كانت المرأة لا تزال على قيد الحياة فيقال عنها إنها !! حية أعاذنا الله من لدغتها (الحية وليس المرأة).

ثانيا: إذا أصاب الرجل في قوله أو فعله فيقال عنه إنه مصيب أما إذا أصابت المرأة في قولها أو فعلها فيقال عنها إنها مصيبة!
 
ثالثا: إذا تولى الرجل منصب القضاء فيقال عنه إنه قاضي أما إذا تولت المرأة منصب القضاء فيقال عنها إنها قاضية!!  والقاضية هي المصيبة العظيمة التي تنزل بالمرء فتقضي عليه.

رابعا: إذا أصبح الرجل عضوا في احد المجالس النيابية فيقال عنه إنه نائب أما إذا أصبحت المرأة عضوا في أحدا المجالس النيابية فيقال عنها إنها نائبة !! وكما تعلمون فان النائبة هي أخت المصيبة. 

خامسا: إذا كان للرجل هواية يتسلى بها ولا يحترفها فيقال عنه إنه هاوي أما إذا كانت للمرأة هواية تتسلى بها ولا تحترفها فيقال عنها أنها هاوية !! والهاوية هي احدي أسماء جهنم.

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Globalization

Question: Can you cite a true example of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scotch whiskey

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi

on Japanese motorcycles

treated by an American doctor

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by Indian

using Bill Gates ’s technology

and you’re probably reading this on your computer

that uses Taiwanese chips

and a Korean monitor

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant

transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers

hijacked by Indonesians

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals…..

That, my friend, is Globalization.

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Impossible Love

Love ,HUH!! ,U know Wt`s the mean of it? it`s a legend for our life, it`s like a ghost every one talk about it, but nobody C it, it`s a fact.
love startes in a hot emotion, fresh passion, it`s amazing at start, can take U in ths world to other, make U soo happy, but in the end always U can smell fresh betrayal, so it make U sad, and have nightmares in ur dreams.
we can find a negative relationship between love and everything bad in ths life, am sure u have listened about, Laila`s crazy, Buthina fool, mad Romio, so u must forget that, no u cant, u know y? coz it`s our fate, we cant control that, GOD want love, just one type of it, true love, u can’t find it in ths life even parents love for their children.
Somebody think that the end of love is marriage, no it`s not, love ends with pain, tear,perdition, and headeach, always say ((it`s never to be ments)), no its not, we make that for ourself.
I tried love , and I knew so much about it, take my words, wn u feel love, remember that, his or her is not an angel, u must forget a lot of things for him or her, and wn u C a betrayal, and u will C it, don`t be sad and don`t cry just rememmber this, ((every thing is okay in the end, if it’s not okay then it’s not the end)).
I remember some words my friend say (( I can’t trust anyone even myself, coz his or her statue the way)) betrayal way.
Love always starts with a smile, grow with passion, ends with tears.
U can find a soulmate but ur love it`s impossible, coz soulmate like a Daimond u can`t make that, but u can find it, love like a dream wn u wake, every thing gone, okay.
I know wt u saying about me, u say wt silly I am ? and everything is wrong, okay try it then u can c everything I written.
I’am not crazy, am looking for love, but I’am sure that I cant find it , coz NO women perfect to love her.
that’s not a story I ganna make some attention about love and truoble of it.
at the end I wanna to say something, wn u c a betrayal, and stop controlling anything, remember ths sentence, ((don`t cry for anyone, who don`t cry for u))

sniper

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Take it or leave it

I’ve heared this sentence alot recently from many friends and colleages,so i thought i should write something about it. 

When you make an offer to the other person, say ‘take it or leave it’.Leave a long pause after this, just looking expectantly at them (or maybe leaving them to stew for a while by themselves).Show that if they leave it, then this is not important to you, for example by demonstrating your walk-away beforehand, or by acting in a casual manner.

Example

That’s all I’ve got. Take it or leave it.That’s the best offer I can make. I’ve done as much as I can for you now, so you’re going to have to take it or leave it.Well, you can take it now, or you can leave it forever. If you don’t take it, I really think you’ll regret that decision for a long time.

Saying ‘take it or leave it’ is a form of Alternative Close, that offers two choices, but where one is intended as being unacceptable, thus forcing the actual choice.If the other person has a walk-away alternative, then leaving it may be a very real option, so be careful about using this method in such circumstances (for example by making sure your walk-away is better).

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Love,Wealth, and Success

 A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.” 

“Is the man of the house home?”, they asked. 

 ”No”, she replied. “He’s out.” 

Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!” 

“Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife.

“Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.” 

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?” 

The old men replied together: “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!” 

One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”

His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?” 

 ”Why is that?” she asked. 

Then we cannot come in”, they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

“Go tell them I am home and invite them in!”

The woman went out and invited the men in” 

“We do not go into a House together,” they replied. 

 ”Why is that?” she asked. 

One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”

His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?” 

Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!” 

“Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife.

“Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.” 

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?” 

 

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Love Story

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can’t tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm… because you are beautiful,because your voice is sweet,because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
=========Darling,Because of your sweet voice that I love you…Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.Because of your care and concern that I like you..Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you..Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore I cannot love you…If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.Does love need a reason? NO!Therefore, I still love you…And love doesn’t need a reason” Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched,but can be felt in the heart

The Reality Is : I love you, not for what you are but for what I am, when I am with you.

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See The Magic

Try this 

1.        Go to Google.
2.        Click images.
3.        Type “flowers” or any other word.
4.        You will get a page which is having full of images
5.        Then delete the item from the address bar and paste the below script
 
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval(‘A()’,5); void(0)
 
6.        See the magic.
 
 
This will work in all pages which is having images
How is it..?

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How to make 56 million people happy??

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on AirForce One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, ICould throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and makeSomebody very happy.”Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100Bills out the window and make ten people very happy.”Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10Bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy”Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to hisCo-pilot “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of themOut of the window and make 56 million people very happy.”If you are one of those 56 million, Put this in your page…:D 

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Can you spell rabee? (don’t forget…two “e”s)

There are many ways to spell my name

i saw some people write it like this “Rabea”

and some others like this  “rabiee”

some with one “e”  “rabee”

and guess what?…they wrote it in my passport like this…”Rubya”.I dont know how did they conclude this but it still in my passport untill now..

I write it “rabee”,coz i find it the nearest one to get my name right.

so..if they invented a new letter in english they will do it for me…:D

There at least two ways to spell rabee. the first is to read like this  R A B E A.

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